Hi, hello. I’m Jen.
I’m a freelance writer and ACD (usually in Chicago).
Hire me. We’ll have fun.
THESE THINGS ARE TRUE:
— I’m in the 1% (of people who have been to the bottom of the Grand Canyon).
— I rode my bike across the entire state of Iowa (that’s RAGBRAI for you bike nerds).
— If I had to eat one serving of one fruit every day, I would choose a lemon.
THESE ARE MOSTLY TRUE:
— If I’m late, it’s because I’m somewhere nearby trying to get unsweaty from my bike ride.
— Yellow mustard is the superior condiment.
— All of my plants are happy, healthy, and not on their way to dying.